Wednesday, 17 June 2009

NICE ONE ON NUCLEAR, NICKERS

Nickers seems to have hit the bullseye with his handbrake turn on Trident. In Oxfordshire we were hit rather hard by the Green vote locally, riding on the back of their success in the Euros. Nickers' decision to make nuclear weapons an issue could be just the headline we need to draw some of those votes over to us. It might also draw out some reluctant Labour voters from their Brown-induced torpor and deliver us support from that direction.

Nickers suffers from a lack of a 'usp' but he is right on the nail with his ideas and strategy. My suggestion is that he should be caught in a three-in-a-bed romp or related scandal - preferably with the Female officer of a nuclear sub. Then he'll be in all the papers, all the men will be thinking 'good on you' - depending on the lucky lady concerned - and women across the land will swoon, imagining that they might catch his eye in future.

Or have I gone too far yet again?

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